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Oneliners - Animals

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   How does a snake scratch it's nose?

   Question: If a turtle lost it's shell, would it be homeless or naked?

   If your budgie sees you reading the newspaper, does he think your just staring at the carpet?

   What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

   If spiders find it so hard to get out of the bath, why don't they just wash in the rain?

   If you think your dog can't count, try putting two dog biscuits in your pockets and only give the dog one of them.

   Why do we call it a Siamese Cat if there's only one of them?

   I always strive to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

   The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

   After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

   Where did moths go before light bulbs were invented?

   After a lot of work I managed to teach my dog to beg. Yesterday he brought home 5.80

   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

   Ever wondered what sheep count when they can't sleep?

   Why don't any supermarkets sell mouse flavoured cat food?

   When we use indoor fireworks, should we shut our pets outside?

   Who's to say whether animals can actually talk or not? Maybe they just don't want to speak to US?

   If swimming is supposed to be good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

   Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.































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