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Oneliners - Paradoxes or Imponderable Questions

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   Where does all the white go when the snow melts?

   Would you live to tell about it if you got scared half to death twice?

   Suburbia: a place where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

   Do you ever wonder if the light goes out when you shut the fridge door? "Well, actually, yes it does!" - The milk.

   Life - It's nothing like the ads, where can I get a refund?

   We all hope our children will make lots of friends, but at the same time tell them not to talk to strangers. How are they supposed to do this?

   Those nicotine patches are great aren't they, but don't you think it's difficult to keep them lit?

   If someone with multiple personalities killed themselves, does that make them a serial killer?

   Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

   Is it proof that life is hard the fact that none of us gets away with it with our lives?

   If a group of monks take a vow of silence and then one talks in his sleep, is the vow broken, and who is going to tell on him?

   How do you know it's really, really cold outside? Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

   Why do you never get any good news from an envelope with a window in it?

   Why is it called 'chilli' if it's hot?

   If you invented a universal solvent, what would you keep it in?

   If it seems mighty stupid, but works, is it still stupid?

   Where do all the people go when you turn the television off?
































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