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   No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

   In a local paper: For sale; Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

   Man blames fate for all sorts of accidents, but never a hole-in-one!

   People don't quit playing because they grow old. They grow old because they quit playing.

   If we didn't have golf balls how would we measure hailstones?

   A skier is someone who pays an arm and a leg for the chance to break both.

   Many people wish for mountains to be removed when what they need is the courage to climb them.

   Do mountain climbers tie themselves together with rope to stop the sensible ones from going home?

   Some succeed because they're destined to, most succeed because they're determined to.

   Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turn out OK.

   Was the pole vault discovered accidentally by a clumsy javelin thrower?

   Why do world heavyweight boxing champions hire bodyguards?

   Hurdles are those things in the way when you take your eye off the goal.

   Perseverence isn't a marathon; but lots of little races one after the other.

   No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.

   A more expensive cricket bat will not make you a better player.
































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